I can see it now
the staff of yahoo look out across the city from the top floor
a marching mass of bloggers can be seen with torches and pitchforks on the horizon
every speaker in the city is hacked and this song is blaring
all of tumblrs users from the fandom bloggers to the hipsters to the porn bloggers and everything in between are prepped for war
yahoo tries in vain to prepare themselves for the coming attack
the bloggers surround the building waiting for john greens signal to attack
you here a voice scream “FOR TUMBLR” millions of voices repeat and charge
the battle lasts all of 5 hours the building lay in rubble
the bloggers disperse, the last to leave turns around and whispers “fuck nah bitch”
tumblr is safe
@niallofficial: I got all the lads Christmas presents except for zayn,
I don’t know what to get him.
@zaynmalik: you don’t need to get me anything. Being with you is enough.